I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
the raccoons are back...
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