Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
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I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
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I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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