we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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