haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
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Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
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DIN'T JUSGE NE.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Pooping to opera.
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