check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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