just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
she was so not down for the gang bang
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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