I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
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someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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