his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
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I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
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Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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