I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
naw, they were rude, not me.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
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He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
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Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
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You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?