ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
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What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I just want nice things and good sex
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HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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