I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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