I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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