So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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