We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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