Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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