those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
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Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
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YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
dude. I can hear the air.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize