What a fucking waste of an outfit
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
she peed on how many people?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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