she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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