dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
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I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
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No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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