I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
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i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
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It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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