so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
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Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
We just shotgunned beers for America
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
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I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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