How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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