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I looked at my own cervix.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
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can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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