Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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