i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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