i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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