did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
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I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
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He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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