WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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