I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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