I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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