I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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