ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
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Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
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What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
So much Jack, so little girl.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
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