Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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