NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
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i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
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shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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