please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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