i just identified you from a description of your pipe
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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