You work out of a Hotel?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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