Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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