Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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