just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
farters have to be the big spoon...
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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