The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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