The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
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then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
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I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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