she sounds like chewbacca in bed
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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