im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
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Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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