i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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