Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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