I showed him my bush... on skype.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
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Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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