Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
