My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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