I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
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just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
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You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
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But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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