this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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