I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
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I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
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Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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