just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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