yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
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Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
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It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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