Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
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she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
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I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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