Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Floor bacon is actually really good
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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