Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
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How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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