i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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