I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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