i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
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Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
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he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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