he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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